•  Enjoy your Gender Specificity while it lasts.
•  Learn to write and speak Chinese, FLUENTLY.
•  If you like the Internet, wait until you see the
  Omnimatrix.
•  Save the Rainforests, that's where the ape
  overlords say the best bananas come from.
•  What do you want us to do with all these
  cryogenically frozen heads?
•  And Walt Disney...What a guy! Thawed him
  out last year, he's running for Supreme Being
  already!
•  Sorry, we still do not have personal jetpacks.
•  Except for a brief period in 2462, black will
  always be fashionable.
•  Go to a dolphin show, we really miss them.
•  Maybe putting that giant TV screen on the
  moon wasn't such a good idea.
•  Everything was so much easier when pets
  couldn't talk back.
•  Girls, cloning Martha Bobbit was a stroke
  of genius!
•  By the year 2999 obesity is considered
  fashionable and cannibalism mandatory.
•  We really don't mind living in caves, it's
  much simpler this way.
•  There's a lot less pressure to have kids now
  that our grandparents are still having them.
•  Don't worry, it turns out the moon is made
  out of fossil fuels.
•  Hawaii is still very popular, if you like to ski.
•  All humanity now shares a collective mind,
  everyone say HI.
•  Forget about teaching them computer skills,
  your children are going to need gills.
•  The world will not end in a bang, however it
  will end with a Michael Jackson pay-per-view
  concert.
•  We have discovered that aliens do exist. We
  are very important in their food chain!
•  PS Thanks for all the great cinematic events,
  including 'Dusk till Dawn 6', 'Revenge Of The
  Killer Tomatoes Does Mars' and 'Snowballing 16'.

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