Fire Frog's
Y3K!
Warnings from the year 3000!
Enjoy your Gender Specificity while it lasts.
Learn to write and speak Chinese, FLUENTLY.
If you like the Internet, wait until you see the
Omnimatrix.
Save the Rainforests, that's where the ape
overlords say the best bananas come from.
What do you want us to do with all these
cryogenically frozen heads?
And Walt Disney...What a guy! Thawed him
out last year, he's running for Supreme Being
already!
Sorry, we still do not have personal jetpacks.
Except for a brief period in 2462, black will
always be fashionable.
Go to a dolphin show, we really miss them.
Maybe putting that giant TV screen on the
moon wasn't such a good idea.
Everything was so much easier when pets
couldn't talk back.
Girls, cloning Martha Bobbit was a stroke
of genius!
By the year 2999 obesity is considered
fashionable and cannibalism mandatory.
We really don't mind living in caves, it's
much simpler this way.
There's a lot less pressure to have kids now
that our grandparents are still having them.
Don't worry, it turns out the moon is made
out of fossil fuels.
Hawaii is still very popular, if you like to ski.
All humanity now shares a collective mind,
everyone say HI.
Forget about teaching them computer skills,
your children are going to need gills.
The world will not end in a bang, however it
will end with a Michael Jackson pay-per-view
concert.
We have discovered that aliens do exist. We
are very important in their food chain!
PS Thanks for all the great cinematic events,
including 'Dusk till Dawn 6', 'Revenge Of The
Killer Tomatoes Does Mars' and 'Snowballing 16'.

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