Warnings from the year 3000!
- Enjoy your Gender Specificity while it lasts.
- Learn to write and speak Chinese, FLUENTLY.
- If you like the Internet, wait until you see the
- Save the Rainforests, that's where the ape
overlords say the best bananas come from.
- What do you want us to do with all these
cryogenically frozen heads?
- And Walt Disney...What a guy! Thawed him
out last year, he's running for Supreme Being already!
- Sorry, we still do not have personal jetpacks.
- Except for a brief period in 2462, black will
always be fashionable.
- Go to a dolphin show, we really miss those guys.
- Maybe putting that giant TV screen on the
moon wasn't such a good idea.
- Everything was so much easier when pets
couldn't talk back.
- Speaking of which, the virtual pet retirement homes
are going strong. Your Tomigotchi and MoshiMonsters say Hi!
- By the year 2999 obesity is considered
fashionable and cannibalism the only way to go.
- We really don't mind living in caves, it's
much simpler this way.
- There's a lot less pressure to have kids now
that our grandparents are still having them.
- Don't worry, it turns out the moon is made
out of fossil fuels.
- Hawaii is still very popular, if you like to ski.
- All humanity now shares a collective mind,
everyone say HI.
- Forget about teaching them computer skills,
your children are going to need gills.
- The world will not end in a bang, however it
will end with a Michael Jackson pay-per-view concert.
- We have discovered that aliens do exist. We
are very important in their food chain!
- PS Thanks for all the great cinematic events,
including 'Dusk till Dawn 6', 'Revenge Of The
Killer Tomatoes Does Mars' and 'Rocky 16'.
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