Fire Frog's
Y3K!
Warnings from the year 3000!
- Enjoy your Gender Specificity while it lasts.
- Learn to write and speak Chinese, FLUENTLY.
- If you like the Internet, wait until you see the
Omnimatrix. - Save the Rainforests, that's where the ape
overlords say the best bananas come from. - What do you want us to do with all these
cryogenically frozen heads? - And Walt Disney...What a guy! Thawed him
out last year, he's running for Supreme Being already! - Sorry, we still do not have personal jetpacks.
- Except for a brief period in 2462, black will
always be fashionable. - Go to a dolphin show, we really miss those guys.
- Maybe putting that giant TV screen on the
moon wasn't such a good idea. - Everything was so much easier when pets
couldn't talk back. - Speaking of which, the virtual pet retirement homes
are going strong. Your Tomigotchi and MoshiMonsters say Hi! - By the year 2999 obesity is considered
fashionable and cannibalism the only way to go. - We really don't mind living in caves, it's
much simpler this way. - There's a lot less pressure to have kids now
that our grandparents are still having them. - Don't worry, it turns out the moon is made
out of fossil fuels. - Hawaii is still very popular, if you like to ski.
- All humanity now shares a collective mind,
everyone say HI. - Forget about teaching them computer skills,
your children are going to need gills. - The world will not end in a bang, however it
will end with a Michael Jackson pay-per-view concert. - We have discovered that aliens do exist. We
are very important in their food chain! - PS Thanks for all the great cinematic events,
including 'Dusk till Dawn 6', 'Revenge Of The
Killer Tomatoes Does Mars' and 'Rocky 16'.
