Dogs have masters; Cat's have staff.

 It's a cat thing, you wouldn't understand.

  My dog thinks she is a person, my cat thinks she's God.

 Never trust a cat you can not see.

 Life is hard, and then you nap.

 Never sleep alone, when you can sleep on
someone's face.

 One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

 Make your mark in this world. Or at least
spray in each corner.

 Remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right,
not a privilege.

  Some days you are the cat. Some days you
are the kitty litter.

   Cats know our every thought. They do not care,
but they know.

 Cats humour us because they know,
their ancestors ate ours.

  Outside of a cat, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a cat, it is too dark to read.

  Cats are like chips; you can not have just the one.

 Every life should have nine cats.

  My cat dislikes the term 'pet'. She prefers
'Friend and Confidant'.

  Cats do not want to own people. They prefer
to lease with an option.

  A cat by any other name is still a sneaky
little furball that sharpens its claws on
the furniture.

  The cat's philosophy on life: if you cannot eat, shred
or mate with it, sleep on it.

 One persons garbage is some lucky cats toy.

 Cat wisdom: Don't give up, lose interest.

 Curiosity thrilled the cat!

 With a dog, you feed it, love it and walk it and
it thinks "Gee, this girl must be God." With a cat,
you feed it, love it and brush it, and it thinks,
"Gee, I must be God."