Fire Frog's

The usual rules apply
(see home page link below for complete instructions).

Take a sip when ~

You spot these items of Merchandising - JP hard hats, JP cars, JP air freshener/id, JP lab coats, JP aprons, JP tie, JP touch screens, JP electric car, JP baseball cap, JP water bottle holder.

The park workers taser the heck out of the dino crate, including the back end which is nowhere near where the Velociraptor is crouched happily nibbling away at their friend.

Every time the stereotypical clumsy lawyer trips on something.

The dig has lots of students.

Alan Grant bonds with kids by using a Velociraptor claw.

Kids bond back by quoting passage and verse on dino beliefs not his own.

John Hammond tries to kill doctor Grant with a cork.

Doctor Ellie Sattler ties on Alan's red bandanna for him.

Sip every time you hear the words - "Spared no expense!"

The offer of money to fund his dig gets Alan to agree to something.

Evil!Fat!ComputerNerd! does something evil, fattening or computer nerdish.

Malcolm in black and John in white sit opposite and snipe at each other.

Doctor Malcolm relates something back to Chaos Theory.

Doctor Grant uses linear thinking on the safety belt issue.

The lawyer says "Autoerotica."

Sip every time an intellectual conversation breaks out that conveniently covers a bit of the story's background.

The doctors rebel!

A puppet is born from a gravity defying upright egg.

Sip every time you hear the words - "Life finds a way."

Gulp for every live animal that is fed to the dinosaurs - park worker, black cattle, goat, lawyer, Evil!Fat!ComputerNerd!, chief engineer, hunter.

Kids rock up and Ellie looks delighted while Ian Malcolm and Allan Grant look - less so.

Timmy (who has a blue bandanna like doctor Grant's)
talks dino babble.

Lex does something to show she has a crush on doctor Grant.

The King Kong reference is made.

A dino no show occurs.

Mr. Arnold says 'butt', or his cigarette ash looks like its going to drop off but doesn't.

Doctor Malcolm uses intellectual conversation to try and pick up a chick (Ellie Sattler).

Doctor Grant says, "Stay here." And nobody does.

Doctor Grant impedes the sick triceratops breathing by laying on it while his girlfriend goes poo diving and Malcolm poses sexily nearby.

The water in a glass of water jiggles. (To become a well respected part of movie law - see 'Godzilla' -
along with the later puddle jiggle.)

The lawyer checks his kohl and mascara hasn't smudged in the rear view mirror.

Scared!Lex has a close up.
(Watch for them, she gives good nostril flare!)

The goat leg mysteriously disappears from the
roof of the kid's car.

Lawyer gets a dino ride the hard way.

Doctor Grant loses his hat.

Evil!Fat!ComputerNerd! takes a fall, accompanied by a classic pratfall!noise (zeeeeh). He's then killed by an escapee from 'Priscilla - Queen of the Desert'.

The car chases Allan and Timmy down a tree.

A puddle jiggles.

Doctor Grant does dino impersonations.

Lex gets slimed. (Oops, wrong movie! I mean 'snotted')

JP gift shop full of JP merchandise is seen, carrying
on a tradition started on Ghostbusters!

You watch the scene that turns up in 'Toy Story'
and other shows.

Sip if you get teary eyed at the flea circus story.

Malcolm reclines sexily with his shirt open.

For no apparent reason doctor Sattler goes to
re-start the tripped fuses, instead of just letting
the heavily armed guy (Muldoon) go on his own.
(What, because he's not a 'doctor' Muldoon can't
flip a few switches?)

Doctor Grant bonds with the kids by faking his own electrocution.

Timmy gets to wear the red bandanna, the hard way.

Mr. Arnold lends a hand.

Having killed and eaten 2 humans in the last couple of hours, the Raptors continue to hunt the murderous little beasts, when gentle herbivores roam in the background to be had for the taking.

You spot a dino shadow puppet!

Lex saves Timmy.

Lex saves everyone in the control room.

One of the Raptors falls and poses briefly in the movie's 'theme' skeleton position.

Doctor Grant, doctor Sattler, Lex and Timmy take a
ride on the T-Rex bone express.

Tyrannosaurus Rex does the Indiana Jones
thing and saves the day.

You get the sudden urge to race out and buy amber jewellery, preferably with an embedded insect in it.

 Sip hopefully at the end as the Pelicans fly out over the water and our heroes rest safely in the helicopter.

Extra points for saying these quotes along with the actors ~

Ian Malcolm: She's, ah, tenacious.
Alan Grant: You have no idea.

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John Hammond: There is no doubt that our attractions will drive children out of their minds.
Alan Grant: What are those?
Ellie Sattler: Small versions of adults, honey.

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Henry Wu: You are saying that a group of animals, entirely composed of females, will breed?
Ian Malcolm: No, I am merely stating that uh... life finds a way.

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Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

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Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

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Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

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Lex: He left us! He left us!
Alan Grant: But that's NOT what I'M gonna do.

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During the Tyrannosaur chasing the jeep part.

Ian Malcolm: I...I...I'm fairly alarmed here.

Ian Malcolm: Must go faster.

Ian Malcolm: You think they'll have that on the tour?