By Fire Frog.
The usual rules apply
Take a drink every time you see -
A really bad fake beard or pathetic wig.
Rare Sylvia's brass plate brassier.
Someone block a blade with their naked forearm and remain unharmed.
You marvel at the antics of men called Chimp, Angel and Foxy.
Sip every time our heroes wave their arm at someone and their opponent falls as if hit.
You see an atrocious fake fur coat.
The innkeeper is called old man, despite being the same apparent age as everyone else.
The evil hench men have stopped to change collars before meeting their evil king.
Sip for each of Belasariouses silver balls.
A wooden crate blows up.
The Princess Tania smiles and the word 'chipmunk' springs into your head.
LionMan's son calls his rough and wild dad 'father' in a very plum in mouth way.
The fact becomes unescapable - the good guys' helmets really do look like upturned tulips.
The same ponies keep turning up being ridden by different people.
Princess Tania's pink jumpsuit makes its first appearance.
The superfluous Tarzan vine.
A cut in LionMan's arm is healed by washing it in the river, leaving not even a scar.
The ponies are now at the good guys' castle.
Bad guys shoot around corners.
The bald bad guy Orlando 'minces' his way up the stairs (those tights were chaffing, perhaps?)
Helpful good guy guard hangs bag of explosives on the king's throne.
The ponies are now pulling bad guys cart.
Sip for each of these bowel loosening obstacles overcome by our heroes -
Giant sackful of pikes attack.
Tree with spears that magically turn into smaller
A man-eating aloe-vera plant attack.
Fiendish farting attack.
Attack of...is that meant to be a crocodile?
Quick advert for the amazing blood stain resistant white jerkin. I want one of those!
Good guys have the ponies now.
Orlando paces while he waits impatiently for LionMan to finish off his elite guard so he can have a crack at him.
Foxy throws the biggest ninja star in the world and saves the life of Princess Tania.
Orlando says, "Damn."
Simon the Sorcerer delivers his cryptic last lines.
The heroes ride into the distance, proving beyond any doubt that the ponies are now theirs and that they still can not actually ride.
For fun and extra credits, try saying these lines along with the actors from the movie!
"I think I shall leave now." - Rare Sylvia.
"Kill them! Follow them! Avenge your king!"
"What shall you do?" - Orlando.
"Maybe they're resting along the way?" - Princess Tania.
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