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Pirates Of The Caribbean
The usual rules apply (see home page link below for complete instructions). Take a swig from your favourite alcoholic beverage whenever you see -
The cursed gold medallion.
Mr Gibbs says, "It's bad luck..."
Mr Gibbs takes a swig from his hip flask.
Elizabeth steals something.
Jack steals something.
Someone's hand is, for reasons both
Someone flourishes a sword.
Someone takes a fall.
Elizabeth swans around in her underclothes.
The wonderfully shrinking chain manacles.
Cruelty to donkeys.
Eunuches are mentioned.
The misuse of a bed-warmer.
Cannon fire fails to rock the Black Pearl or any other ship for that matter.
Parley is invoked.
We see Mickey Mouse in the sky with cannon smoke.
A walk is taken underwater.
Apples are on offer.
Jack holds the banana of command.
Jack's boots mysteriously disappear then reappear.
Extra points if you can say these quotes along with the characters ~
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, (pull's Jack's sword partly from it's scabbard) and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Will Turner: You cheated.
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Before Jack steals the Interceptor
After Jack steals the Interceptor
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Take what you can...
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Elizabeth: You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.
Elizabeth: Bloody pirates.
Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth, sorry darling, but it would never have worked between us anyway. Will...nice hat.
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