The usual rules apply (see home page link below for complete instructions). Take a swig from your favourite alcoholic beverage whenever you see -

The cursed gold medallion.

Mr Gibbs says, "It's bad luck..."

Mr Gibbs takes a swig from his hip flask.

Elizabeth steals something.

Jack steals something.

Someone's hand is, for reasons both
obvious and obscure, wrapped in cloth.

Someone flourishes a sword.

Someone takes a fall.

Elizabeth swans around in her underclothes.

Nippleage.

The wonderfully shrinking chain manacles.

Cruelty to donkeys.

Eunuches are mentioned.

The misuse of a bed-warmer.

Cannon fire fails to rock the Black Pearl or any other ship for that matter.

Parley is invoked.

We see Mickey Mouse in the sky with cannon smoke.

A walk is taken underwater.

Apples are on offer.

Jack holds the banana of command.

Jack's boots mysteriously disappear then reappear.

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.

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Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, (pull's Jack's sword partly from it's scabbard) and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

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Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: (shrugs) Pirate.

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Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."

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Before Jack steals the Interceptor
Norrington: That is, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever seen

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After Jack steals the Interceptor
Lt. Gillette: That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.
Norrington: So it would seem

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Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

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Jack Sparrow: Take what you can...
Mr. Gibbs: Give nothing back.

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Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is - in fact - a woman.

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Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey!

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Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

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Elizabeth: You're pirates. Hang the code, and hang the rules. They're more like guidelines anyway.

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Elizabeth: Bloody pirates.

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Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

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Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth, sorry darling, but it would never have worked between us anyway. Will...nice hat.