# If at first you don't succeed...Blame central management.
# If at first you don't succeed...Change the rules.
# If at first you don't succeed...Do it the way your wife told you to.
# If at first you don't succeed...Delegate and make it someone else's problem.
# If at first you don't succeed...Destroy all evidence that you tried.
# If at first you don't succeed...Failure could be your style.
# If at first you don't succeed...Go postal and shoot the crap outta everything.
# If at first you don't succeed...click 'undo'.
# If at first you don't succeed...Have a scapegoat handy.
# If at first you don't succeed...It must be someone else's fault. Find them.
Blame them. Make them pay.
# If at first you don't succeed...Keep a separate ledger.
# If at first you don't succeed...Lower your standards.
# If at first you don't succeed...Quit. No use being a damn fool over it.
# If at first you don't succeed...So much for hand-gliding.
# If at first you don't succeed...You will never succeed.
# If at first you don't succeed...You are probably not related to the manager.
# If at first you don't succeed...See if the loser gets anything.

*"God, that's small".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"I'll have another".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Put it down".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Yes".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"No".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Not if you paid me in diamonds".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Pull the other one, it's got bells on".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Have you got something longer?".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Help me get it up?".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"I bet you liked that!".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Take that off!".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."
*"Be on time".."as the Actress said to the Bishop."