Fire Frog's
R
ules Of Modern Magic.
Be careful what you wish for. You may wish to live to be
125 years old, and wake up the next day a Galapagos turtle.
Creating Inter-dimensional Towers of Power might
get you off; But love potions pay the bills.
Tides and moonrise await no one.
Grow your own herbs. Grow more than
you think you will need.
When going on out of body experiences, make up a sign that reads
'I ain't dead!' It saves trouble in the long run.
When the spell calls for Green Fern,
all you will have is Wragwort.
When the spell calls for Wragwort,
Green Fern is all that is in season.
A frog in the pond is worth Two dried and ground into powder.
Trust me, the Goddess needs every live frog She can get.
Cats know what we are thinking. They don't care,
but they know. Watch and learn.
What matter's is not the length of the wand
but the magic in the stick.
One good turn deserves a blessing and a
ward against blisters spell.
Remember, it's hard to soar with dragons
when you hang with Gargoyles.
Friends help you move, real friends help you move
power-lines and iron cauldrons.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the out
of season Wragwort.
Kinship is an emotion Dragons feel more keenly
than humans. Their mothers-in-law live longer.
Magic Happens.
Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn
Never meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for thou art crunchy and tasty with red wine.
Show me a witch who verifies her incantations,
and I will show you a spell checker.
