Differences in the Sciences.
~The graduate with a Science degree asks,
~The graduate with an Engineering degree asks,
~The graduate with an Accounting degree asks,
~The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks,
~Engineers think that equations approximate the real world.
~Scientists think that the real world approximates equations.
~Mathematicians are unable to make the connection...
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are
sitting in a street café, watching people going in
and coming out of the house on the
other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house.
Time passes. After a while they notice three
persons coming out of the house.
~The Physicist conclusion:
~The Biologists conclusion:
~The Mathematician conclusion:
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are shown a
pasture with a herd of sheep, and told to put them inside
the smallest possible amount of fence.
~The engineer is first. He herds the sheep into a circle
~The physicist is next. She creates a circular fence
~The mathematician is last. After giving the problem
An economist, computer programmer and an operations researcher
were all applying for the same job. The interviewer
presented them with a business problem and asked each
of them to return the next day with a solution.
~The economist showed up with bags under his eyes.
~The computer programmer appeared to have stayed
~Finally the operations researcher came up to give
It's much easier to suggest solutions when you know
nothing about the problem.
The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday
minding my own business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on
this bike. She threw the bike to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."
The second engineer nodded approvingly,
"Good choice; The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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