Fire Frog's

"How to be Cute."

By Blair Sandburg.

1. Open your eyes as wide as you can.

2.When hurt say "Ow, ow, ow."

3. Dress in a haphazard manner (oh, come here and let me straiten that up for you.)

4. Eat weird food/forget to eat. (oh, come here and let me feed you.)

5. Drive an unreliable car (oh, let me come and 'rescue' you.)

6.Jump at loud explosions, even though you knew they were coming, and have heard lots of them in the last three years.

7. Practice the 'puppy dog look', till even hardened Police Chiefs will give up their coffee for you.

8. Never shut up.

9. Bounce.

10. Be irrepressible.

11. Be in-touch with your inner wolf.

12. Remember that long hair makes good looking guys better, and ugly ones worse. If you've got curls, flaunt them!

13. Never be afraid to tell people when they are wrong, no matter how big they are.

14. Remember to "let things go."

15. Practice going slightly cross eyed when viewing erotic things (a slowly sucked finger with icing on, or a bare mid-rift inches from your nose, for instance.)

16. Be overwhelmed at strip clubs.

17. Drop that jaw when surprised.

18. Never stay where you're told.

19. Hide behind the taller guys (Hey, they train for this stuff!)

20. Peer over the top of your glasses.

21. Always offer a frozen bag of peas to those in pain.